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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister's wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour and because of her good looks and beautiful smile.

The man that she fancies is Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo. Romo. Romo, aged 31, has been in several celebrity relationships. For a few years, he dated Jessica Simpson. This was followed by a relationship with an American Idol winner and a current engagement to a former beauty queen (Miss Missouri). He has been the high profile starting quarterback on "America's Team" in Dallas since 2004 (missing much of last season due to injury).

When told that Pippa Middleton was attracted to him, Romo smiled and asked "she's the one on TV with the ass, isn't she?"

Pippa was questioned about the reasons for her attachment to an American Football player. Her response was that "they look so much better in their uniforms that fit snuggly across their bums. I think they call them tight ends. They also actually wear pants, instead of those Daisy Duke shorts that our players wear."

"I'd let Tony score with me any day. He can touch down wherever he wants to, if that's his goal. I'd be an open receiver if he wanted to make a pass for me. I'd even let him get away with illegal use of hands!"

"Besides, I've got to make a play for him because I've been so disappointed in our players. It may seem like a little thing... no, it is a little thing... a whole league full of little things! You know what they say, everything's bigger in Texas!"

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