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Saturday, 30 April 2011

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A photo showing Hugh Hefner's desk located in his Playboy Mansion master bedroom.

HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner, who at 84 years of age, shows no visible signs of slowing down in the bedroom department has just instructed his personal assistant, Luxina Fitzinwell, to contact Pippa Middleton and offer to fly her out to California so that she can become one of Hefner's Playboy Mansion Playmates.

Hefner, who is engaged to marry 24-year-old Crystal Harris, said that he is looking to fill the position which was recently vacated by Ashlyn "Spread'em" Dahlpenny who went against strict Playboy Mansion rules and got herself pregnant.

The Playboy mogul recently expressed a desire to have ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson, who is appearing on Dancing With The Stars, to return to his mansion as soon as she is finished with this year's edition of the dancing show.

Hefner says that if Kendra agrees to return then he will simply let one of the older Playmates go. He said that he has noticed that Persia Mendenmink, 29, has put on about two pounds just in the past three weeks.

Fitzinwell revealed to Coquette Eucalyptus of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette that she has not seen her boss (HH) this excited about two women in over five years.

The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette will stay on top of this Playboy story and bring you any further details as soon as Mr. Hefner provides them.

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