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Saturday, 30 April 2011

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Somebody's Arse Relaxing In A Pair Of Jeans.

It wasn't only the stunning sisters, Kate and Pippa, who wowed a nation at yesterday's Royal Wedding proceedings, mum Carole picked up a more than respectable number of admiring male glances.

Particularly from more mature gentlemen.

Aside from a slight stumble as she left her hotel for the wedding, svelte figured Carole conducted herself with a quiet dignity which left many gentlemen yearning to see a little bit more of her.

"By jove, she's a stunner!" enthused Maurice Micklewhite of Tunbridge Wells. "Pretty face, lovely figure, demure smile, two absolute stunners for daughters - what more could a mature gentleman wish for? It's just a pity she's married. If she didn't have a husband in tow I'd be in there like a rat up a drainpipe and no mistake."

Although the delightful Carole doesn't yet have a Farcebook page dedicated to her delectable derriere, analysts predict that it's only a matter of time.

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