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Friday, 29 April 2011

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Donald Trump rolling his wallet over to his office in the Trump Tower Building.

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump who has suddenly become the GOP front runner for the 2012 presidential campaign is not content with having seen President Obama's birth certificate.

The man known simply as "The Hairdo" now wants to see the president and the first lady's wedding license as well.

Trump has stated, in his arrogantly sarcastic self-convincing way that he wants to show the American people that the reason that he has amassed his billions is simply because he always asks the questions that Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Pubic would ask if they had a media stage like the one he has.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Trump meant to say Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public, but we decided to leave it in as he misspoke it to show that Donnie Boy is not as shrewd as he thinks he is.]

Trump was asked by Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue if he wasn't perhaps starting to become somewhat picky with all of his off-the-wall, Charlie Sheenesque demands to see the presidents dental records and now his wedding license as well.

Donald, who is used to doing and saying whatever he wants to, became highly indignant and told Miss Frisbee that he did not appreciate her asking him such an embarrassing question.

He went on to say that as a person who is in the public spotlight he himself has had to answer dozens of personal questions that have been asked of him.

Miss Frisbee smiled and said fair enough and she then proceeded to ask him who in the world told him that his 'hairdo from hell' looked good.

Trump suddenly became as pale as a brand new KKK robe. He became so angry and so tremendously incensed that he almost swallowed his arrogant tongue.

Donald John Trump was so upset that he could not talk and merely pointed for Frisbee to leave his office. And she quickly did before Trump was able to call his security people and possibly have her pepper sprayed or tasered.

The Right Coast Illustrated Revue will bring you any further questions that Donald Trump will certainly be asking about President Obama as the Trumpster asks them.

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