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Friday, 29 April 2011

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"Okay Yah! One's Come To Collect The Order For The Windsors."

Newsflash - Socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has just been sent from Buckingham Palace in the Royal landau to pick up a takeaway order from a drive-thru McDonald's in Neasden.

Reports coming in, appear to suggest that the Royal Wedding guests have scoffed all the pies, and the palace has run out of grub, necessitating a mercy dash to the Mickey-D's.

According to sources, neither Palmer-Tomkinson nor Victoria Beckham ate all the pies, but sidelong glances were being cast at Camilla by suspicious observers.

It is thought that Palmer-Tomkinson will not proffer cash for 300 Big Macs, 200 quarter pounders, 42 chicken McNuggets, 76 Happy Meals and 76 portions of fries, as the order was made by Royal decree, and the taxpayer will eventually foot the bill.

Will Carling was apparently not invited, and is rumoured to be spending the day with James Hewitt and Paul Burrell in a pub in Windsor.


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