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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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J.Lo has suggested that Steven "Lips" Tyler's hands be placed in two giant foam hands like the one shown.

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Anthony had a little talk with Steven Tyler backstage after the last airing of American Idol.

Redwood Fingerboo, a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle stated that word got back to the husband of Jennifer Lopez that Tyler had placed both of his hands on J.Lo's sensuously sexy thighs during one of the shows commercials.

Anthony, is a fiery Puerto Rican-American whose wife J.Lo has just been named by People Magazine as The Most Beautiful Woman in The World.

Mr. Anthony made it very clear to "Lips" Tyler that if he ever touches his wife again, anywhere, he will end up with his hand broken in six or nine different places.

At first Tyler tried to weasel out of it by saying that his hands had slipped because they were so sweaty, but when Jennifer told Mark that his hands were as dry as Joan Rivers crotch region he had no choice but to admit it.

Meanwhile Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson remarked that he did not see a damn thing because he was too busy figuring out which singer he was going to tell was too pitchy.

When Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest found out about the thigh-touching incident he suggested to American Idol director Simon Witleywine that maybe he could have Randy and Jennifer trade places.

Whitleywine thought about it for a moment but then figured that Tyler would probably just end up trying to touch Jackson's wiener and then they would be back at square one.

J.Lo suggested that maybe Tyler could have both of his hands placed in giant foam hands.

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