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Wednesday, 27 April 2011

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Chris Jericho (in the blue trunks) shown wrestling at the age of 12 against his history teacher Mr. Kanye James.

HOLLYWOOD - Well now there are only a half dozen celebrity contestants left on Dancing With The Stars as the latest 'Results Show' saw wrestling champ Chris Jericho 'thrown off' the show.

Jericho, whom host Tom Bergeron said was one of the nicest contestants to ever appear on the show said that everyone will miss Chris's infectious smile.

And after having said that Jericho put Tom down and decided not to hit him with the folding chair after all.

Sad to say, Len "The British Bulldog" Goodman did not fair as well. The ornery judge who makes Naomi Campbell seem like a sweet little girl scout selling her cookies could not escape the clutches of Chris Jericho who put the Englishman in a sleeper hold.

An inside, unnamed, but highly reliable source stated that afterwards she actually saw Goodman's fellow judges Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli and Carrie Ann "The Philippine Queen" Inaba each hand Jericho what appeared to be some dollar bills.

Inaba would later point out to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Papaya Ruckusgarden that the money was to repay a small loan that Jericho had made to both her and Tonioli.

Chris Jericho told 3T that he has no regrets and is thrilled that he got to brush up against the sexy Cheryl Burke. He then added that he is also proud of the fact that it was him who got DWTS's Mark Ballas and American Idol's Pia Toscano together.

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