Written by mikewadestr
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 25 April 2011

Jerry Cheeky, the president and CEO of ButtBook has announced the launching of a new social website known as "ButtBook" that will take place on the 1st of June 2011.

ButtBook will have all of the functionality of the major social networking website of FaceBook, with the exception that all users will not have to show their face anymore, just their bare butts.

ButtBook was the brainchild of Jerry Cheeky, who has a doctorate in the field 'The Ideology of the Gluteus Maximums' from the University of Butt Heads.

When asked what ButtBook has to offer that FaceBook does not, Jerry Cheeky responded: "Who are you kidding? How many FaceBook users have lost their jobs because of FaceBook? How many employees have been axed from what they said on FaceBook?"

"Your friends are not your friends on FaceBook, they are leaches trying to take everything that you say and use it against you. Haven't you ever heard about the Miranda Rights? 'Everything you say can and will be used against you'".

"Here, on ButtBook we allow our user's anonymity that is not afforded by FaceBook, to allow them, the ability to remain anonymous. Keep in mind that here on ButtBook, we only require a picture of bare butt, not a face, to secure your membership. No more shall any employer or FBI idiots run rampant on the words of someone who can be easily identified".

"By the member, showing only their butt, no one will honestly know who actually published the material. Think about it. You see Susan Sands from Rockville, Maryland and yet, all you have is a picture of Susan Sands' bare behind".

"Honestly, is it Susan Sand's butt or may Mary Doyle's butt. How does anyone really know who's butt it is?"

TSA agent Mary Butt-Sniffer disagrees with Cheeky's analysis.

"We at the TSA reserve the right to be able to evaluate everyone's butt, regardless of what social network they are on. We feel that not being so is a violation of our 'Cheeky Peeky Rights'. Every one of us at the TSA lives to evaluate everyone who has a pair of cheeks".

On the good side, Joey fudd feels that he has very good chance at winning his case against mooning the Nuns of the Immaculate Conception.

Although, the Nuns did not think that the mooning was so immaculate.

Make mikewadestr's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 4?

6 4 21 22
90 readers are online right now!

Go to top