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Sunday, 9 October 2005

When Joel Madden (Good Charlotte) and Hilary Duff (Lizzie McGuire) hooked up, we all knew there would be trouble. And now there has been. After finding Joel cheating on her, the 18 year old star dumped him straight away.

'I was never that fond of Hilary, she got very boring after a while. She was too young for me, and why should I wait for her. There are many things I can do to Lindsay which I couldn't to Hilary. I don't regret my actions, i was only in it for the money.' Says Joel.
It was on holiday in Paris when Hilary found out. She had been very busy and had no idea what Joel was up to. To make it worse, he cheated on Hilary with her all time rival, Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls). The two first fell out when Aaron Carter secretly dated them both, 5 years ago. Apparently, Lindsay tried to end the feud, but when she called Hilary, sister Haylie Duff said no. Haylie and Hilary deny this.

'I knew that Joel and I were meant to be, I don't know why he wasted his time with that silly little girl. We've been together for ages, she was just too blind to notice. Joel loves me and I know it.' Says Lindsay.

'I am upset, but I know it's for the best. I can't believe he cheated on me! They deserve to be together, they are both pigs! If he thinks he is getting my money, think again! The pair of them are worth less than me, even put together. I have my friends and family. All they have is each other.' Says Hilary.

So, that's the end of Jilary. We knew the day would come, and thank goodness it has. Joel was a terrible influence on Hilary, he forced her to go on a strict diet, change her hair and even break the law.

We are here for Hilary all the way, but she is coping very well so far. Watch this space for news on Lindsay and Joel, but we believe that it won't last.

We can only pray that Hil changes back to normal without Joel.

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