MANCHESTER - Chicharito was having dinner at the famed French restaurant Le Loins of Joan of Arc when he was asked about the rumors that he had dumped his girlfriend, the fabulously talented Shakira.
Chicharito, started coughing. He quickly put down his papaya croissant and took a sip of his Chateau Mouton Rothschild and said that he has been hearing those rumors since the first day that he asked Shakira to be his girlfriend.
He laughed and said that he has gotten used to it and it is just like water off a duck's back. He pointed out that people are constantly saying that Brad Pitt is dumping Angelina Jolie.
Others say that Mark Anthony is dumping Jennifer Lopez, whom People Magazine has just named as 'The Most Beautiful Woman In The World.'
Javier took a sip of his wine and said that just last night he even heard some local reporter say that he heard, that someone said, that another media member had stated that Prince Philip was dumping Queen Elizabeth.
The sports star shook his head and said that he simply wants to concentrate on helping to make his team, The Manchester Red Devils the best football team in the land.
In other news. The rumor that Nicaragua is getting ready to invade Norway in two weeks has been found to be totally untrue.