Notoriously unreliable international news agency, Skoob Entertainment News, claims to have exclusive access to a collection of photographs showing THAT dress, being worn for the first time at a secret fitting.
Yes, THAT dress - the dress everybody is talking about, the dress everybody can't wait to see.
SEN sent an envelope over here by motorcycle courier, accompanied with a hand scrawled note from SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger to the effect:
"This is IT my son! We've got it! We've nailed it! This is pure gold! We'll be billionaires before the day's out! YESSSS! Wah-HEY!!"
The note contained a hand written internet URL.
When we typed the URL in, the screen said:
"Internet Explorer Cannot Display The Web Page You Have Requested.
Here's what you can try..."