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Saturday, 23 April 2011

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A young Spoofwriter has recently become the 'butt' of his schoolmates' jokes and he is getting tired of it and has decided to do something to rectify the situation.

The young man has consulted a plastic surgeon whose name he found online, and is to enter hospital this summer for a 'procedure'.

Apparently this young man used to have the cutest, roundest little bottom that girls just wanted to 'pinch' (and a few boys!) but after joining the Spoof as a writer, he has spent so much time sitting on it that it has 'flattened' out completely. He misses the attention of the girls (but not the boys). Also his jeans are just drooping as they have no 'support' in the bum department.

He told a close friend that he is having silicone implants. He also is having a 'special' office chair designed, similar to the design of a toilet seat, so that after the 'procedure', his new designer bottom will get the best treatment possible.

The alternative to the designer office chair is to type standing up.
This does not appeal to the young writer at all.

We'll keep you updated.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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