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Saturday, 23 April 2011

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Dick Cheney will happily hunt ducks or rabbits with anybody

In order to get a leg (or is that "beak"?) up on rival Bugs Bunny, Warner Bros. actor Daffy Duck has released his very own spice. In the tradition of Paul Newman's salad dressings, Daffy will release a meat spice and marinade called "Daffy Duck's Rabbit Seasoning." The mixture, a blend of secret herbs and spices, it said to "bring out the rich aroma and flavor of roast rabbit."

Daffy's rivalry with fellow Warner Bros. star Bugs Bunny is well known in gossip and Hollywood circles and is often discussed on TMZ. Their constant fight over which hunting season it is, duck season or rabbit season, has become a Tinseltown legend.

When asked his opinon on the subject, costar Foghorn Leghorn said "I say, I say, I say, this new spice doesn't really work on chicken, now, does it?"

Elmer Fudd was very confused by the new product. "Wow, this is vewy stwange. The wast thing I heawd, Daffy said it was duck season. I'm confused by aww dis duck season and wabbit season. Aww I know is I want to take my buddy Dick Cheney to shoot animaws."

From his Texas ranch, retired actor Yosimite Sam said "What are them varmints up to now? Don't they know that you just use fajita rub on everything and grill it? All them other meats just taste like chicken anyways." Foghorn Leghorn had not comment on this remark.

Bugs Bunny could not be reached for an interview, but did give a statement to the press. "Daffy is daffy once again. When he gets ready to put the lables on his bottles, I'll convince him that it is really duck seasoning."

As Bugs Bunny could not be found, some speculated that he was hiding out in fear of his life from hunters. Researchers from TMZ said that he was recently seen, however, chasing some tail and the bunnies at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. If that is the case, now we actually know what's really "up," Doc!

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