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Thursday, 21 April 2011

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Apparently Mr Justice Eady allegedly admired her stonking bazookas

Cyberspace - LA FagHagSlagMag today named a 'high profile Opus Dei slag' caught stalking prominent UK politicians.

The sordid $$$ millions sextortion racket identifies George W Bush bastard spawn Ms Lucrezia Borgia Ratzinger-Bush.

Her lurid Sunday Smearer kiss-n-tell ex-po-say claimed she'd shagged Mr-X in an MI5 safehouse at the Tower of London.

She later sold the sextape to the weekend red top, now the subject of a major defamation hearing.

Apparently the 'high-profile Cabinet member' she thought she'd humped turned out to be a Special Branch lookalike detective sergeant..."who bugged her Copper-7 IUD".

A public interest defence behind her original anonymous story was thrown out after Mr Justice Eady allegedly admired her stonking bazookas.

Ex-Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie is 69.

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