Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Friday, 22 April 2011

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A photo of the pet cat named "Stampede" that Dallas Cowboy Miles Austin gave to Kim.

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian had just come out of Grauman's Chinese Theater with her sister Khloe. The two had gone to see the new movie Rio.

Both sisters were giggling and carrying on as if they were both in high school talking about their football playing boyfriends.

The two Kardashians were approached by LaTuna LaTundra of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and she asked Kim how things were going between her and her boyfriend New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries.

Kim replied that she was not too happy and told LaTundra that the Nets had finished the season with a dismal 12-70 record and that as a result it had put a bit of a strain on her relationship with Cris.

Kim then confessed that the tattoo situation did not help any either. When asked to explain she said that Cris had asked her to get a tattoo with his name on the inside of the Nets logo on her butt.

She let him know in no uncertain terms that she had made a promise to herself that she would never, ever get a tattoo on her butt. She told Cris that when she dated New Orleans running back Reggie Bush that he wanted for her to get a tattoo with the Saints logo on her bottom.

And she then divulged that when she dated Dallas wide receiver Miles Austin that he wanted for her to get a tattoo with the Cowboys logo on her tush also.

Kim said that she had told all of them that they were not going to dictate to her what she could do and not do. She then said that the reason she would not get a butt tattoo was because as big as her ass is if it got bigger or even smaller the tattoo would become unidentifiable.

Bush and Austin both said they understood. Humphries says that he may think about it and just might end up dumping her ass (No Pun Intended).

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