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Friday, 22 April 2011

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Kate Gosselin shown on her recent trip to Australia. (Photo courtesy of Mady Gosselin, 10).

PARAPARAUMU, New Zealand - Kate Gosselin has traveled with her 8 kids to film episodes of her show Kate Plus 8 in Alaska, Australia, and now New Zealand.

She says that next she would like to go and visit the tiny African country of Loombeezi. When informed that there are still a few isolated parts of that country where the age old practice of cannibalism is still practiced Kate smiled and said that she would just make sure to avoid those places.

Kate said that her kids loved Australia and really enjoyed getting to play with the koala bears, the kangaroos, and the children of the native aborigines.

She did comment on the fact that she was embarrassed and sorry that one of her kids Collin Thomas, 6, accidentally bit the eight-year-old son of one of the tribal leaders.

The producer of Kate Plus 8 apologized and he promised to buy the eight-year-old boy his very own Mo-Ped.

Kate spoke with a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that she has been reading in the newspapers and on the Internet about the problems that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having.

She said that she would like for the couple to know that she understands how hard it can be to raise young children and the pressure and strain that it can place on a marriage.

Gosselin said that it certainly was part of the reason for her divorcing Jon. She grinned and then added, that and all of his skanky slut bitches.

So Kate wants Brad and Angelina to know that she will be willing to take their six kids and adopt them so that they can get their relationship back on the right track.

Like Kate said to 3T's Papaya Ruckusgarden, "Hey I've already got 8, so what's another 6?"

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