DETROIT - Country singing sensation Taylor Swift performed to yet another sold out crowd at The Carburetor Coliseum in MoTown.
Swift performed three encores and told the people of Michigan that they had out yelled the recent concert crowds in Wisconsin, Minnesota, and South Dakota.
One very devoted fan, Millicent Molly Beepington 16, of Wapakoneta, Ohio, presented Taylor with a dress she had made totally out of beef jerky.
Taylor graciously accepted it and told Millicent Molly that she would place it in The Taylor Swift Commemorative Country Music Museum in Knoxville, Tennessee where lots and lots of fans would be able to see it for the reasonable admission price of $2 per adult and $1 for children 6 to 16.
"T-Swizzle" as she is known was asked by Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine about the recent allegations that Kanye West had made to Bill O'Reilly about how Taylor Swift had caused him to lose about 80 percent of his fans.
"Tay-Tay" as she is also known rolled her eyes and threw a bottle of diet water clear across the room. She then said that she was sick and tired of listening to Kanye The Pest going around crying, whining, and blaming everything bad that has ever happened to him on her.
She took a bite out of her piece of cornbread and said that Kanye the little bling bling bitch britches needs to stop acting like an innocent victim and grow some.
Taylor's next album should be released some time in May and will include the latest song she wrote about boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal titled "Why Do We Keep On Throwing Our Love Away When We Know Darn Well That Like An Australian Boomerang The Son-Of-A-Gun Will Come Right Back?"