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Sunday, 24 April 2011

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Cameron Diaz relaxing at A-Rod's Florida mansion, 'Casa Home Run.'

MIAMI - Cameron Diaz, 38, the actress who recently stated that her biological clock is ticking so fast and so loud, that it sometimes wakes her up in the middle of the night has finally taken the life-altering leap.

While she and her boyfriend New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez who is 35, were having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Miami she decided to pop the question.

Just as the two had finished their house salad she turned to A-Rod and in her sexiest, sultriest voice asked him to be her husband.

A-Rod was so shocked that he spit out a crouton. He raised his eyebrows and replied that he would be honored to marry her.

Cameron immediately hugged and kissed the Yankee star and then she took out her cell phone and called her mother Billie.

She hollered into the phone that he had said yes. A-Rod could hear her mom crying.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The real reason that Cameron's mom was crying was because she was watching American Idol and her favorite contestant Stefano Langone had just been eliminated.]

The happy couple soon informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that once they get married they will reside in Alex's $7.6 million Miami mansion Casa Home Run.

3T reported that one of Cameron's ex-boyfriends who did not want his name mentioned called up Miss Diaz and expressed his congratulations and then added for her to be sure and remind Alex that he got to second, third, and home plate way before he did and on many, many occasions.

Cameron was so angry that she quickly remembered what exactly it was about Justin Timberlake that she hated - his sarcastic nature.

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