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Topics: Mel Gibson, Miracle

Friday, 7 October 2005

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It's A Miracle Child!!!!!!

The popular Calcutta nun who died in 1997 needed only one more miracle to be declared a saint and what a miracle! Six Months ago, She appeared to Actor Mel Gibson revealing to him, that God is so pleased with the actor's production of the movie "The Passion of Christ." God was planning to present Mel with his very own bundle of joy. The actor reports that he thought it was just a bizarre dream and thought nothing of it.

A month later, the actor started craving peanut butter pickle sandwiches. It was the only thing that he could eat that would calm the queasy stomach he experienced each morning. The actor blamed his growing belly on the calorie laden sandwiches he was eating. He finally went to see his doctor about getting liposuction. The Doctor confirmed what Mother Theresa told the actor in what he thought was a dream. Mel Gibson is with child.

Although Mel Gibson's impregnation is a miracle, modern technology will bring the child into the world. Ultrasound testing revealed that the actor is one of those rare males with a very small womb in addition to his male reproductive equipment. It has been revealed that the child is a girl. Dr. Ruth Swarzenagger in an interview told the press that, "medical experimental procedures have been very successful. It is optimistic that Mr. Gibson will deliver a perfectly healthy baby girl and will even be able to produce milk for breastfeeding."

Pope Benedict could not be reached for comment. However a spokesman at the Vatican who chose to be anonymous say that the Pope recognizes that Mr. Gibson is respected in the Catholic Community but it is dubious it is a Virgin Birth. It is speculated that the very eggs from the ovary of the departed nun have been planted in the actor's womb. The Pope is waiting for DNA testing. If indeed the evidence proves that the Nun begat a child with Mel Gibson. It would be obvious they did not know each other in the biblical sense. The Pope will have no choice but to declare Mother Theresa a Saint.

Mel Gibson reported that he is not concerned about the origin of the child. She is a gift no matter what. The Actor is currently reading the Womanly Art of Beastfeeding and books by Dr. Spook.

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