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Topics: Sex, Hong Kong

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

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Who needs 3D glasses with this sitting on your lap?

Asians are going wild after the release of a 3D sex film that has been released in Hong Kong. In fact it's breaking more records than Avatar and promises to be a "bonker" of a hit.

Chinese mainlanders are flocking to Hong Kong to see the film because it's been forbidden in mainland China, the authorities don't want Chinese people to experience porno stars having sex on their laps?

"Hot pornographic sex scenes, especially blow jobs, jumping out of the screen is too much for the conservative Chinese to take," said a minister at the Chinese Ministry of Culture.

"It would be acceptable without 3D glasses, but with glasses the Chinese people could all start masturbating in public, albeit, in the dark and this won't do," he also said.

Flocks of horny mainland Chinese with 3D glasses in their hands have been witnessed heading towards "Sin City" hoping to get a ticket for the film and those locked outside will just have to wait until they can download it on the internet and have a wank at home? (At least they will not be alone?)

Because of the success of the 3D porno film in Asia, US porno multi, Ron Jeremy is filming a US version of the Asian version and promises porno fans, "doggy style on your laps wearing glasses is so hot, kinky and steamy it will melt them, spunky!?"

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