HOLLYWOOD - One of the nicest celebrity contestants to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, model Petra Nemcova, was eliminated along with her partner Dmitry Chaplin, no relation to Charlie or Woodrow.
Nemcova, who has a pair of legs that rival those of former DWTS contestant Stacy Keibler in length and beauty, took it all in stride.
She thanked the viewers, the judges, the hosts, and even the band and the singers. She then turned to Dmitry and thanked him for hardly ever dropping her during their rehearsals.
The Czechoslovakian-born beauty, who stands 5 foot 10, was voted by all of this years contestants as "Miss Nice," "Miss Smiley," and "Miss Legs That Go On Forever and Ever."
Chaplin said that in all the years he has been on the show that there has never been any woman who smiled more than Petra.
When he was asked what he will miss the most about Petra he giggled and said that he will miss her cute little Czechoslovakian accent and the way she would say words like Big Mac, Buffalo Wings, Fried Okra, and Guacamole Dip.
Dmitry added that Nemcova, whose last name means, Empress who dances with all of the grace and beauty of a professional dancing flower, is such a good-hearted person that she put all the dancing shoes she used on the show on eBay to benefit the homeless people of Malibu Beach.
Petra was asked what she will miss the most about the show. She replied that she will miss the way that judges Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba would sneak into the dressing room of the English judge Len Goodman and hide his dentures just before air time.
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