HOLMBY HILLS - Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner, who is soon to leave the ranks of bachelorhood, recently threw a big party bash in honor of Demi Lovato at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hills.
Hefner said that he greatly admired young Lovato for the way that she not only admitted that she had an emotional problem but in the way that she decided to do something about it.
He pointed out that he wishes that more of his ex-Playboy bunny girlfriends had, had the ovaries to do what Demi had done.
Hef, as everyone except Sean Hannity calls him, said that as a result he was forced to end up dumping a lot of girls who had great assets, tit sets, and crotch sets that he would have liked to have kept around as his own personal 24/7 play toys.
Demi has said that she has always admired Mr. Hefner because he has never once yelled at any of his girlfriends like jive ass punks such as Chris Brown, Bobby Brown, Ike Turner, and Snapp Dogg Gone Snappy Doggy Doo have.
Hefner told Lovato's boyfriend, the star of That 70s Show Wilmer Valderrama that if he was 60 years younger he would take Demi away from him.
Valderrama jokingly replied that he would trade Lovato right now for any two Playboy bunnies of his choice.
Lovato kicked Wilmer in the crotch and everyone had a great time.
Music for the function was provided by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz, who are the favorite band of the nation's "First Family."