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Tuesday, 19 April 2011

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An Eastender

Ex 'Busted' Star and all round good guy Matt Willis is set to join the cast of Eastenders in a move that is hoped will really boost viewing figures.

The popular celebrity, who has now failed in both the Music Industry and Television presenting, will play Eddie Moon's son, cousin of Alfie, and will be involved in a series of juicy storylines.

Speaking today, Matt told reporters, 'I was over the Moon when I did ''Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'', I've always been over the Moon being in a boy band, and now I'm literally over the Moon at being in Eastenders. It's just something else to be over the Moon about.

I've always been a fan of 'Enders, ever since I was two,and 'cos I'm from round here, I can even do the accent which is great. The rest of the cast have been great, no bitching or anything, apart from one ponce who I won't talk about. He won't be here for much longer though, 'cos my character kills him.'

Producer and writer for the Soap, Kennedy Spacecenter said, 'The boy's a natural.'

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