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Monday, 18 April 2011

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Lady Gaga is lying in the nude just to the right of these tennis shoes. (Photo courtesy of Bobby Foonballoon).

HONOLULU, Hawaii - The infamous singer known as Lady Gaga was photographed on the beautiful Honolulu beach while sunbathing totally naked.

It has not really been a very good year for Lady Gaga. She recently took quite a fall as she fell off her piano while performing at Houston's You Got It Toyota Center.

Luckily her ample groin region broke her fall and she was okay except for a couple of slight bruises to her labia majora and labia minora which went away after three days.

She has really been in the headlines lately due to her much publicized name-calling feud with fellow diva Beyonce.

The woman who has worn outfits made out of raw meat, fried okra, and Cream of Wheat has also had to deal with the on-going rumors of a lesbianite relationship with Christina "National Anthem" Aguilera.

Aguilera told iGossip's Cutter Shiloh that just because she and Lady Gaga were seen French kissing down at Redondo Beach for about 45 seconds does not mean that they are in any way, shape, or form lesbians

And on top of all of that Lady Gaga is still having to dispel the ever present, persistent hermaphrodite rumors which she points out have already been dealt with through dozens of intimate, closeup photos as well as three professionally administered DNA tests, one in Washington D.C.; one in Fairbanks, Alaska; and one in Arkadelphia, Arkansas.

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta was accompanied to the Hawaiian Islands by her attorney identified as Bobby Foonballoon of Biloxi, Mississippi.

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