AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - One of the top young country singers in America today was spotted with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Jake "The Snake" Gyllenhaal.
The two were sitting in a booth at the famous Hank's Hippity Hoppity Hamburger Haven Diner in Avocado Heights.
A fellow patron who would only provide her last name (Kleindienst) said that as her and her grandmother who would also only provide her last name (Buttonfaro) sat eating their Hippity Hoppity Burgers they quickly recognized the couple sitting in the booth across from theirs.
Kleindienst pointed out that the couple really appeared to be hungry in the food department as well as in the passion department as evidenced by the fact that they were hand-feeding each other French fries in between French kisses.
Kleindienst further went on to say that she could hear Jake telling Taylor that he wanted for her to pick the pickles out of her burger and put them in his burger.
The 21-year-old Taylor asked him why. He grinned and replied because it was an old traditional Gyllenhaal family good luck custom that had been passed down for six generations.
And with that Taylor smiled, opened up her burger, and picked out the three pickles, but before she gave them to Jake she told him that she wanted him to take the pickles out of his burger and give them to her so that she could place them in her burger.
She said that with two more award shows coming up soon she needed all the good luck she could get.
It is no secret that the quite slender Taylor, whom Jake calls "T-Swizzle," has always written songs about the guys that she dates. And Jake is no exception. So far she has written four songs about Gyllenhaal.
Songs That Taylor Swift Has Written About Jake Gyllenhaal
- He's My Hot Doggin' Hot Dog Man
- Okay So You Stole My Heart But Thank Goodness That I Still Got My Hymen You Lie-Spewing Varmint
- Jake Was Our Love Like A Fake Wedding Cake And If It Was Then Take Your Butt And Go Jump In The Lake 'Cause I Hate You More Than I Hate That Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Kanye West
- Why Do We Keep On Throwing Our Love Away When We Know Darn Well That Like An Australian Boomerang The Son-Of-A-Gun Will Come Right Back?