Fukushima - According to reporting from the venue, and confirmed by our staff, video of Cher awarding the Nobel prize for greatest reactor drama is now available. The audience was all a "ga ga" with admiration and everyone was star struck.
Everywhere was an iridescent blue glow and everyone was beaming. Most people were wearing neutral colors which made Cher really stand out.
Even though the lights failed, brilliant illumination was still available.. the after-glow from the many neutron beams that bathed the venue. Music for the event consisted of the soundtrack of On the Beach.
The backdrop of smoking reactor was perfect for Waltzing Matilda.