NEW YORK CITY - Robin Roberts, of Good Morning America, asked Chris Brown about his ex-girlfriend Rihanna. He wanted to talk about his new CD.
"Red" Robin asked about her again. The brother said he was there to talk about his CD and not about the fact that 15 years (sic) ago he had beat the beatch.
After the third time Brown said that he was there just to talk about his fantastic brand new CD titled Dis Here CD Be A Good One Y'all.
But since Roberts kept asking him about Rihanna "Christine" got all upset and stormed off to his dressing room. As soon as he got there he immediately tossed a six pack of bottled water at the big screen TV breaking it.
Brown then took an apple from a complementary fruit basket and tossed it at one of the lamps knocking it down and breaking it. Then "Temper Boy" picked up a chair and tossed it out the window onto the street below.
And now "Hissy Fit" Chris has the unmitigated gall to say that he is being mistreated by the media. Well did he forget the beating that he administered to his lovely, sweet girlfriend?
Well apparently Rosie "Da Dude" O'Donnell has because she said that Chris is being discriminated against simply because he is black. Well let's see...Robin Roberts is black. Hmmm and what color is Rihanna? Green, purple, lavender? No, she's also black.
Little Boy Brown's problem is that he has still not grown up just like that other fella that also shares the same exact last name Bobby "I Be Ridin' On Whitney's Coattails" Brown, husband of the singer formerly known as Whitney Houston and now known as Whitney Courtney Houston Love or something like that.
Photos of Rihanna the day after the 'altercation' appeared on the Internet and they clearly showed the young attractive singer looking as if she had gotten into a fight with a damn grizzly bear.
Her eyes were swollen, there were bruises on her cheeks, and her normally immaculate looking hair looked like she had just survived a downtown dive bombing attack from a dozen mockingbirds.
And her beautifully shaped lips looked like they had been bitten by a wayward flock of lunatic woodpeckers.
But Chris Brown told the investigating officers that Rihanna had merely slipped on her six-inch imported Italian stiletto high heels.
He would later change his story and say that he was listening to a gangsta rap station on the car radio and Rihanna suddenly up and changed the radio dial to a reggae station.
And so Rosie "Bubba Butch" O'Donnell really needs to concentrate on her on-again feud with soon-to-be-presidential candidate Donald Trump who only two days ago told Ashburton Wasabi of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue that he would really appreciate it if O'Donnell moved out of New York because she has one hell of a tendency of scaring the tourists.
In a non-related sports story. The Green Bay Packers organization has denied the rumors that the team will be moving to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico after the 2011-2012 season.