Fukushima - According to my source, Cher's hairdresser, Cher is traveling to Japan now to award the Cher Nobel prize to the Fukushima management team.
The prize goes to the nuclear accident of greatest proportion and drama, and is only awarded when a new "worst" disaster is produced.
Cher started planning her trip as soon as Japan announced it had surpassed the previous incident.
Cher is planning on staying in Japan for many years to come:
It is expected that over the years she will be very busy presenting the statues to Japan, as the amount of radioactive material released at Fukushima exceeds, by orders of magnitude, previous nuclear accidents.
The statue, made of pure plutonium and gold, depicts a skier hitting a tree at full force.