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Monday, 11 April 2011

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Susan has a wee 'tipple' ready for Prince William

Having recently received a warm but wet welcome on their visit to Blackburn, England earlier this week, Kate and Wills are going to be heading up to Scotland to visit Blackburn, home of Susan Boyle.

Susan has invited them to her new home for a Scottish 'tea' and will not disclose, at this point in time, what she will be serving.

"Och! Ahm sure excited they're coming to ma new wee hoos an ahm gonna make the finger food masel'. A will be cooking traditional Sco'ish fare using some of ma dear mammie's recipes, God Bless her."

When asked if she was nervous to be entertaining Royalty she answered,

"Why nae lass. Ahm mair excited ta be meetn the lovely pair, so A am and Ahm lookin' forrad tae seeing tha' lovely wee engagement ring Ah've bin readin' aboot.

Och, A have a wee surprise for Prince William, a bottle o' the finest Single Malt. A did hear he likes a wee tipple now an agen. (Giggles).

The only thing Ah am a wee bi' nervous aboot is that some o' ma loony fans try tae ge' close yea ken. Ah have hired extra security fer the day so hopefully that'll dae the trick".

It is said that Kate and Wills are huge fans of Susan's and are taking her book with them to be signed as well as their 2 C.D.s.

Susan said she'd be honoured to sing for the Royal couple if they make a request that she do so.

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