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Wednesday, 27 April 2011

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Britney Spears says that her latest film will help boost her 'sagging' career. (Photo courtesy of Mel Gibson).

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag were hanging out by the pool at Montag's $7.7 million Sherman Oaks mansion Plasticland Manor celebrating their soon-to-be released film, The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell.

The motion picture which was directed by award-winning director Charlene Belle Pinnzucker was filmed in the newly developed Smell-O-Vision which is very expensive and will unfortunately result in slightly higher ticket prices at the box office.

Early reports from the Hollywood entertainment media sources are saying that all three actresses could end up being nominated for The Best Actress Award.

Famed Hollywood actress Meryl Streep, who saw two of the film's advance trailers, remarked that she has never seen three actresses work as well together as Spears, Simpson, and Montag did.

Streep added that not even Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot, or Doris Day recited their lines with the amazing charisma and professionalism that the trio of Tinsel Town gals did.

Even two of the world's most famous directors Bandini Borrapelli and Tico Scallavini remarked to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that the three women performed so well that the film will certainly become one of the year's biggest grossing motion pictures.

Borrapelli stated tongue-in-cheek that the noon day picnic scene by the dried up lake in which the three lesbian vampires engage in a decadently lascivious menage-a-trois alone is worth the price of admission.

Scallavini agreed adding that he understands that there is already talk about filming a sequel later this year.

Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears recorded the movie's theme song titled "The Theme Song From The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell."

The great Canadian singer Celine Dion remarked to 4C's Fuchsia Garfunkel that the song has become one of her favorites and is certainly destined to become one of the motion picture theme song classics of all-time.

The X-rated film was shot entirely on location in Dover, Delaware since certain sections of 2011 Dover bear a tremendously striking resemblance to Bulgaria during the late 1580's.

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