London - My source Hydrogen Balloon, after 20 pints of ale, confided to me why he writes. It is because every time he tells a joke, people groan. This irritates HB, and that is why he decided to tell no more jokes. This caused a pent up need to publish his jokes in some other manner.
"One day, I decided to write down my jokes. But still, I needed more. Then I found TheSpoof!", he confided to me, in slurred, sluggish speech.
"I still was not satisfied, so I decided to become a writer for TheSpoof. Now, I can't hear the groans. It's funny, becuase my name, when rearranged, is 'Hell, nobody groan!'"