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Friday, 8 April 2011

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F+++++g Wayne and f+++++g Gordon want to f++k the FA!

Ex-footballer and TV chef superstar, f+++++g Gordon Ramsay and f+++++g enfant terriblé, Wayne Rooney, are opening a joint venture restaurant called "F the FA".

Wayne who's so fed up eating out because f+++++g Coleen can't cook, decided to contact f+++++g Gordon and they both thought it would be a f+++++G great idea to put their money together and open up a f+++++g own super restaurant.

Wayne is also sick of the f+++++g FA because of his f+++++g ban and Gordon also feels pretty f++++d off because he's a Man utd supporter and was not f+++++g good enough to be a pro footy player, so f++k the SFA (Scottish Football Asociation) too.

Gordon has successful restaurants called the "F Word" and thought the new name would be f+++++g appropriate because of their not so f+++++g good relations with the f+++++G FA's.

F+++++g David Beckham was also asked to join in but he f+++++g flatly refused because of his new "goody goody image", he wants to become the future f+++++G England manager? Also Victoria told Becks, "if you f+++++g join that f+++++g Rooney and Ramsay, I'll f+++++g divorce you!

Hopefully the restaurant is a f+++++g success because f+++++g Ramsay could sure do with the money, f++k off!

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