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Friday, 8 April 2011

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Lady Gaga has said that Beyonce's favorite food is leftover Wedding Cake. (Photo courtesy of Ann Coulter).

LOS ANGELES - The infamous Lady Gaga-Beyonce Feud which started several weeks ago shows no signs of letting up.

The feud between the two divas started when each one made fun of the other one's name. The name-calling soon escalated into more serious accusations and before long friends of both songstress reported smelling traces of volcanic lava.

Lady Gaga is being supported by Ashton Kutcher, Mel Gibson, Brenda Song, and Brett Favre and Beyonce is being supported by Kanye West, Chris Brown, Whoopi Goldberg, and Diddy Dirty Money, the artist formerly known as P. Diddy, aka Puff Diddy, alias Puff This Diddly Doo Dah Day Dogg.

In the latest round Lady Gaga told her concert audience at the sold-out Cheddar Cheese Arena in Green Bay that she heard from an inside source that Beyonce combs her hair with 30-weight motor oil.

She then told the sell-out crowd of 19,473 that "Once," as her gynecologist calls her, is so fat that there is just no way that she can ever eat on an empty stomach.

Beyonce meanwhile told a crowd at a local Capt. Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack in Cucamonga that Lady Gaga is so dumb she puts ice cubes in the microwave oven.

The buxon singer noted that English queens Elton John and Boy George dress much prettier than Lady Ga does and she then commented that neither Elton nor Boy would ever wear an outfit made of raw sirloin steak meat.

USA DAYBREAK, which first broke the story, on the infamous Lady Gaga-Beyonce feud will stay on top of the story and bring you further developments as they develop further.

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