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Monday, 4 April 2011

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Clarkson's favourite game apart from parking his gear stick into forbidden (erogenous) zones!

Jeremy Clarkson, cheeky chappy, feels he's being "Tiger Wooded" by several people claiming to have seen him going "full throttle" in public with several "bimbo beauties" all over the world who just love laying across his bonnet?

Obviously Jeremy is denying any wrong doings, but did mention the fact he likes having beautiful blondes and other coloured babes fiddling with his "gear stick" whilst being on location filming Top Gear.

After a hard days filming playing around with their super-cars the Top Gear team retire to top hotels and usually there are top babes waiting to give Jeremy and Co a top lesson in putting their knobbed gear sticks into well-lubricated "gear boxes", going from 0 to 100 in ten seconds hitting "overdrive" and maintaining "cruise control" after a bit of "rim spinning" and "burning rubber!"

Jeremy's wife doesn't actually mind the "Tiger Wood" like rumours, she's quite happy when Jeremy's having a bit of fun with his "hot rod" as long as he has an "oil change" by the time he gets home and he doesn't "get clamped" whilst parking in forbidden (erogenous)zones!

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