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Sunday, 3 April 2011

BIRMINGHAM, ENG & THESPOOF.COM - Spoofer Inhopeless today came to the shocking realisation that he has written himself into too many stories.

"It was a bit weird that 'Inhopeless' was in 1 of 10 of my stories," he said. "Then I realised it was me. By god, I should be my own tag."

Some say that this is due to a crippling social anxiety problem, spurred on by an inferiority complex, leading him to include himself in the story, in order to feel he could fit in.

"Wow," he said. "Smoking some weed, eh? It's only because it's kinda post-modern or avant-garde or whatever. Also, it's kinda hard to think of names."

He feels that it is getting ridiculous. He often says that Inhopeless would go to the moon, and still be in a story.

"It's mad," he said. "I could be writing one about me right... okay, that's just cheesy."

His mother, before feeding this reporter 200kg of food, said:

"Stop it. Stop talking about yourself. It's a good think we have a psychiatrist on speed dial, next to your lawyer."

As of press time, Inhopeless was writing about being himself, and getting confused in the process.

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