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Sunday, 3 April 2011

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Bingo, seen here, ordering some more barbecue sauce

Eastern European transsexual entertainer, Bingo Euphrates, was mauled to death yesterday by her troop of acrobatic midgets.

The savage attack on the 47 year old entertainer was described by one witness as being, 'savage'.

The attack took place in front of a packed village hall in the seaside town of Swanage, Dorset.

It is believed that Ms Euphrates had been starving the semi domesticated pruvian midgets in order to enhance their performance, so when, during part of the act the towering transsexual covered herself in barbecue sauce, the tiny terrors conceded to their rumbling stomachs and began to feast on the terrified Euphrates.

By the time police arrived it was too late for the performer who had been reduced to nothing more than a collection of gleaming white bones.

Police have said that they managed to round up all members of the midget troop and they will be euthanised in due course.

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