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Saturday, 2 April 2011

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Revenge Of Love Rat's 'Cheated On' Girlfriend

'The Only Way Is Essex' star Chloe was caught 'inflagrante delicto' on top of her friend's boyfriend boy band Blue's, Simon Webb.

The plastic fantastic playboy model was found splayed over Layla's boyfriend only wearing a short white dress, stilettos and no knickers.

Layla said, "the trouble started when Chloe cooked a shepherd's pie for Simon". She said she got in her car and drove to Chloe's house and confronted 'the bitch' and threw the shepherd's pie in her self-satisfied botoxed face.

The pretty brunette who had been with good-looking singer Simon Web from pop boys' band 'Blue' for six years before Chloe moved in on her man.

She said I was shocked to discover them 'at it hammer and tongs' on my bed. The girl was able to think on her feet and record the bonking on her camera phone. In her jealous anger she posted the 'blue movie' on You Tube where it has had nine million views.

As every man knows 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' and poor Simon has been exposed as a love rat by his ex girlfriend.

Angry Layla has done a 'kiss and tell' expose in a Sunday Newspaper and has revealed how vain Simon spent his money from Blue on a 'enlarging' cream for his 'winkie'. It has been hinted that she is going to reveal a weird 'fetish' of Simon's in the graphic article which will be published tomorrow.

She said,"Chloe and Simon are welcome to each other he will soon get fed up with that little trollop's plastic attributes."

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