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Friday, 1 April 2011

Pop starlet Miley Cyrus is said to be distraught over an inflatable blow-up doll which has been created in her image.

The star likes to have a 'wholesome' image and is shocked that perverts are buying the sex-toy which has been made in her honour.

She said that she will sue the company that is manufacturing the 'Finally Miley Baby Doll' and has never been so humiliated in her life.

He Daddy Billy Ray Cyrus is said to be devastated that his 'little girl' has been sullied by this tacky 'immoral' doll.

It is reported that the inflatable Miley dolls are flying off the shelves and are selling like 'hot cakes'.

The doll company said that Miley should take it as a compliment that this product has been made in her image and men want to buy the doll.

A company representative said "The Miley Doll is a high quality inflatable doll and it is guaranteed to last a year without having a puncture!"

Miley is hoping to 'scupper' the chances of the doll being sold over the internet and is hoping that the company will be banned from producing more of these 'trashy' Miley dolls.

A spokeman said, "Miley is our little princess and we are shocked that this company has breached our copyright and is cashing in on our product."

Other celebrities who have been produced as inflatable dolls include Pamela Anderson and Britney Spears. Miley has been advised to relax and to smoke a salvia to calm down. Her agent has advised her to 'keep quiet' or more people will want to buy her doll. He has told her that the more 'fuss' she makes the more stories and blogs will be written about the inflatable doll saga.

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