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Thursday, 31 March 2011

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Maybe this will be the ONLY hairdressing tool used!

Donald Trump has agreed to help Oprah make the final airing of her show to be extremely memorable. He has agreed to have a 'total make-over' including THE hair.

Top stylist to the stars "Fabio deScizzario" has been chosed to restyle THE hair.

"I look forward to eet in big way. I 'ave ideazzz for give Donald completely new look. 'E will not recognize self when I finished. I talk colour, cut. I talk too much. You watch show and see."

It is not yet known if the make-over will include non-invasive cosmetic surgery.

Clothing designer "Ernesto Cappelli" has agreed to design a whole new 'wardrobe' for The Donald - to bring him into the 21st century.

The final airing of The Oprah Show is expected to bring record-breaking viewers to their television sets, even those who don't normally watch her show.

It was expected that Oprah would do something outrageous for her final show. It is not yet known what amazing gifts she will be giving to her studio audience.

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