Written by Bob Muppet
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Topics: Sexy, Downing Street

Thursday, 2 October 2003

Bouncy Britney, the sexy singer with the perfect bum, wreaked havoc at No 10 Downing Street when she issued a bomb warning.

‘It was all a misunderstanding', the shocked Pop Queen explained.

‘A gang of us pop luvvies were invited to No 10 for our usual meeting with Tony'.

‘Once we had instructed the Prime Minister about future government policy, I went into the kitchen to get a drink'.

‘Unfortunately, Presser came in and started to get frisky'

‘Get this bum out of here,' I shouted to the security staff.

‘They must have misheard me because the next thing I knew, the place was crawling with bomb disposal experts.'

‘John Prescott may be a bum, but he's my bum', the Prime Minister added, proudly.

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