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Monday, 28 March 2011

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Rachel doesn't miss Rod at all. Honest

Rachel Hunter, model and former wife of Rod Stewart is to release the song she wrote back in 1990 but was too embarrassed to release at the time.

Entitled Enough Already, YES I think You're Sexy the former Mrs Stewart and mother of two of Rod's kids, claims that the song is not a response to her former husband's biggest hit.

"This song was written before I even knew Rod," said Rachel. "I know that it sounds similar to one of his hits, but the actual lyrics are different, as is the tune. Totally different. He's so vain, Rod would think the song was about him."

Some of the lyrics seem to contradict this. The chorus itself is:

I like your body, I think I've said it before,
but I've had enough
Yes I think you're sexy
but your sex is duff
Enough Already, YES I think You're Sexy

Rachel has plans to release an album, maintaining that none of the songs bare any relationship to her relationship with Rod Stewart., despite some of the tracks including Maggie May, But I Won't and All for love? My arse, it was just sex.

"My favourite song of the album," said Rachel, "is Well I DO Want to Talk About It. But it's nothing to do with Rod."

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