CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook.
While sunning at the beach in front of The El Super Matador Hotel Zellweger, who was wearing a very skimpy red, white, and blue bikini swimsuit was approached by a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News.
The reporter identified as Polo Del Matador, no relation to the hotel, asked about her upcoming movie with Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, and Taylor Momsen.
Renee stated that the movie tentatively titled, Four Split Tails In Old Mexico was going to be shot on location in Tucumcari, New Mexico and deals with the notorious Mariachi Maracas Drug Cartel of Monterrey, Mexico.
Zellweger says that her Witherspoon, Aniston, and Momsen all play American call girls who go on vacation down to Cuauhtemoc, Mexico.
But the four women are not really call girls, but CIA operatives with secondary licenses in the Border Patrol Department.
They stumble upon a desert cave which contains a cache of three tons of refined cocaine which is destined for Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
The movie is being directed by Vilandro Gorianzanni in association with Lions Door Pictures and Lions Face Films.
Polo Del Matador asked Zellweger to explain what in the world happened with her marriage to country singer Kenny Chesney since she had their 2005 marriage annulled after only four months on grounds of fraud.
Zellweger stated that she had never before revealed what she meant by fraud but told Del Matador that she was going to tell him since he had shown the utmost respect for her by not taking any photos showing the cellulite on the back of her upper thighs.
Renee said that when she first married Chesney that she had no idea that the crazy cowboy was going to be going to bed with his cowboy hat on.
She said that he told her that he had been sleeping with his cowboy hat ever since he was four-years-old.
Renee also said that Kenny even showered with his cowboy hat on. Del Matador laughed and remarked half kiddingly that he guessed that Chesney even wore his hat while making love.
Zellweger hollered out "Bingo!" Del Matador started laughing and then she started laughing and then he said that he had to try and stop laughing before he peed on himself.
Renee reportedly told him that it was much too late for her as she had peed on herself a full minute before him.
Del Matador now realized that, those were the reasons why she'd had the marriage annulled and declared a fraud.
Renee grinned, and said that she was willing to maybe put up with Kenny wearing his Roy Rogers cowboy socks to bed but that she had to draw the line on the cowboy hat.
She giggled and said that Kenny told her that the reason he wore his hat all of the time was because he was bald and he had a complex about it.
Kenny would later write a song about the marriage titled, "The Little Woman Told Me That Either My Cowboy Hat Goes Or I Do And So I Said, Well I Reckon This Is Adios Muchacha!"
Polo Del Matador is married to Veracruzzana Hayek, 38, younger sister of actress Salma Hayek, 44. Del Matador admitted that Veracruzzana's tata's are not as big as her sister Salma's but he winked and said that Vee's enchiladas are way much better.