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Monday, 28 March 2011

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A. N. Other Liz speaks to some chap in a suit

In one of the most spectacular showbiz stunts pulled during the last hour, it has been revealed that Liz Taylor is not actually dead.

In an interview with Britain's most useful woman, Woolly Hollowbee, it was revealed that Liz actually just wanted to retire from public life, and the best way was to either imitate a Euro MP or be dead. Being a very literate and intelligent woman, she had no intention of lowering herself to the former, so she assumed the latter.

However, Woolly Hollowbee, entertainment's most vacuous woman, said that Miss Taylor is now quietly serving fish and chips in the Acacia Retirement Fish and Chip Emporium in Bridlington, alongside long-time friends Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jade Goody.

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