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Saturday, 26 March 2011

Troubled Peaches has been dropped by her agent who said that they had parted company on the 18th March and felt they could no longer 'work with her'.

This comes as a surprise after they have stuck by her through 'thick and thin' even when there were revelations that she had taken heroin and had sex with a stranger, who posted sleazy pictures on the internet.

The little starlet has recently made a new show which has had very poor ratings and has been dropped by the television company.

It has emerged that the 'five in a bed orgy' photographs could have been released by Peaches herself to generate some interest in her latest waning project.

The aimless little 'wannabe' leads a privileged existence in a wealthy London suburb where there are lots of other 'trust fund' youngsters who don't have to earn their 'bread'.

A former nanny has revealed that Peaches suffered when Paula Yates split up with her father 'saint' Bob Geldof. The nanny said that Paula gave up all pretence of being a 'good mother' when she hooked up with Michael Hutchence and became addicted to drugs. It has emerged that drugs were found under a bed in a smarties box and the police were called in and there was a big 'hoo-ha'.

Apparently Peaches was very badly traumatized by her parents divorce and was more badly affected than her sisters who have managed to lead 'blameless lives' and have stayed out of trouble.

The former nanny said that Paula Yates resented her close relationship with her charge and was jealous. At one time the nanny was sacked but was reinstated after Peaches was inconsolable and refused to eat.

It would appear that Peaches' life is sadly mirroring that of tragic mother Paula Yates who was in her time a brilliant journalist who could 'think on her feet' and come up with smart answers and banter with her celebrity guests.

Bob Geldof has pleaded with Peaches to go into rehab and to stay out of the public-eye but it appears that she is attracted to fame like a moth to a flame.

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