LOS ANGELES - CBS in a desperate bid to pick up some of the millions of viewers that they are going to lose with the cancellation of the rest of the seasons episodes on their hit Two and A Half Men are scurrying to come up with some replacement shows.
A spokesperson for CBS stated that one pilot that is getting ready to be shot is Grandma's Gone Wild, which stars Betty White, Florence Henderson, and Cloris Leachman as three elderly grandmothers from Boston, who move down to Miami Beach and basically become affordable 'call girls' for the male residents of The Fountain of Youth Old Age Senior Citizens Home.
The writers of the pilot are twin sisters Iris and Integra Effenberger, 47, 47, who have also written other network pilots for television shows including Real Housewives of Detroit, Katy and Katy Plus 8, Celebrity Boinking, and Pornographic Cupcakes.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: None of those four shows were picked up by the networks and in fact the Effenberger sisters hold the distinction of being the only writers in Hollywood who have written 73 pilots and have had every single one rejected by the four major networks.]
Cloris Leachman, who is 91, told TV ClickerWorld that she is so excited about Grandma's Gone Wild that she has stated that if the show is picked up that she will agree to do as many nude scenes as the producers want.
Betty White, who is 89, replied that she would also do some nude scenes as long as they are vital to the plot and storyline of the show. She said that she long ago gave up showcasing her 'puppies' just for nudity sakes.
And Florence Henderson, 88, said that she would agree to do naked scenes but only if the producers cover her 'privates' with the 'blue dot.'
An inside source stated that he read the pilot script to Grandma's Gone Wild and said that it includes 16 cougar jokes, 5 Preparation H jokes, 2 bamboochas (tits) hanging down to the belly button jokes, and 9 Viagra jokes.