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Tuesday, 22 March 2011

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Lady Gaga certainly has the body to appear in an X-rated porn movie. (Photo courtesy of Christina Aguilera).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lady Gaga has revealed that she has had a secret desire to star in an X-rated porn movie.

The woman who was born Sefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta has pretty much done it all, songwriting, singing, record producing, dancing, advertising, plus being a philanthropist and a humanitarian.

But she recently revealed to LaTuna LaTundra with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she would now love to venture into the mysteriously mystical world of erotica, or as they say in New York's Lower East Side, 'Porn Flix" (sic).

Lady Gaga, 24, pointed out that last year she happened to rent three movie video's from Red Box in which the undisputed "King of Porn" Ron Jeremy starred.

The first was Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself, the second was Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel, and the third was the second sequel, Well It's Still Not Going To Lick Itself.

Lagy G remarked at how much fun everyone that appeared in the three films was having. She noticed that even secondary bit players like actors portraying pizza delivery boys and actresses portraying pedicurists were all shown having a hell of a great time.

Gaga giggled and she said that she found it so amazing that all of the performers were paid very well to have such a fantastic time.

She also noted that she recently read that Skin Flick Illustrated Magazine had named Ron Jeremy as "The Number One Prom Star of The Decade."

Lady Gaga has contacted both Ron Jeremy and Left Coast Libido Pictures about the possibility of her starring opposite the porn legend who has appeared in over 28,000 X-rated porn movies.

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