Written by Mr Goster
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Tuesday, 22 March 2011

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Fantastic news just in from Old Trafford where superstar Wayne Rooney continued his mission to educate himself.

Having learned to read in February, yesterday he completed a two - piece jigsaw puzzle for the first time. It started out quite harmlessly with Wayne and Colleen playing with Kai, the couples beautiful son, but he suddenly became agitated and frustrated at not being able to do the puzzle.

Colleen takes up the story, 'Wayne came to the rescue and actually slotted the two pieces together, he didn't even use the picture on the front. We're so proud of him, he's a great Dad and role model.'

News of the event travelled quickly to the manager of Manchester United, where Sir Alex had this to say about his star striker.

'There's absowutewy nothing the boy can't do. He can wun, shoot,wead,and compwete jigsaw puzzles. The wad's a gweat kid. Wuddy marvewous news.'

Wayne, quite obviously touched by his managers words said simply,

'It was nothing really. I've been watching Kai for a while now, struggling with that jigsaw and I promised myself I'd do it for him. I'm chuffed to bits. I knew I could do it.'

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