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Monday, 21 March 2011

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Chicken Ranch wants to put this rooster in their henhouse

Charlie Sheen is so popular these days that everyone is crawling over each other to associate themselves with him, and the Chicken Ranch in Nevada is no exception.

This past weekend, Sheen received a gold-lettered invitation to become a lifetime member in the infamous Las Vegas brothel with exclusive perks to include unlimited champagne and unlimited visits with as many women per visit as he wants.

"Charlie Sheen has made quite a name for himself, and so we asked ourselves, 'who better than Charlie to extend this most prestigious honor,'" said Sparky Larkspur, general manager at the most famous house of prostitution this side of Amsterdam.

While the owners of the brothel don't want to admit it, they say their business has slacked off and without Sheen accepting their offer, they may have to lay off a few of their girls. Larkspur claims that up until the end of last year, they were doing a booming business just from the referrals he got from former GOP chairman, Michael Steele. "But when Steele stepped down and it was discovered that the GOP wasn't as flush with money as had once been believed, the referrals dried up, and we had to set out looking for a new source of steady income."

While there is no word yet on whether or not Sheen will take the Chicken Ranch up on its offer seeing as he appears to have enough action going on in his own Barbie bailiwick these days, the owners are betting the ranch, so to speak, that he will.

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