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Monday, 21 March 2011

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Lady Gaga at night all alone singing Nothing compares 2 U!

Lady Gaga has admitted; "I'm going bald" and in desperation has asked Elton John the name of his hair designer and how much it costs to have a woven mop just like his.

The reason for Lady Gaga announcing this fact is a slight dichotomy of the truth, her original explanation was; "darlings my hair has been a chemical warfare battle zone, and I'm losing it, my pubes too, pussy sucking is out too!"

There is also another explanation circling the Pop music scene which could be slightly nearer the truth.

It appears that Lady GG lives in awe of 2 real female singers and worships them godly, but knows she will never, ever be able to hit the notes that these others can and they were both bald whilst climbing the steps to stardom, Sinead O'Connor and Skunk Anansie.

Lady GG secretly desires to be a real singer and not just a "Chemical Sister".

The showbiz world doesn't know which story to believe, but when she does finally attempt to sing and tries to cover "Nothing compares to U" or "Weak" then the world will find out.

Meanwhile Lady GG must accept the fact that chemicals on your hair and pubes leads to baldness and sore tongues!

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