TARZANA, California - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, are fast becoming the most popular couple since Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora, up until Sambora started acting like he was the illegitimate son of Mick Jagger and began boinking every legal female in sight.
Back in early February Nina and Ian were spotted passionately nuzzling below the Santa Monica Pier.
Then a week later they started racking up their 'frequent flyer' miles as the happy couple flew down to the "Big Easy" (New Orleans) and checked into the world famous exquisitely romantic Hotel Ooh La La, where it is said that female screams of passionate ectasy can be heard throughout the hotel literally 24 hours a day.
After spending Valentine's Day in Paris, France, Dobrev and Somerhalder flew to San Antonio, Texas to visit the world famous Alamo, which is more famous than even The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Nina remarked that the old Spanish mission which had been converted into a fort back in 1836 looked extremely old and really could have used a few coats of paint.
She also wondered why the rock floor had not been carpeted.
While visiting the Alamo Nina and Ian got a little bit carried away behind the Alamo's 175-year-old water well and the two decided to get a little frisky and proceeded to vavavoom thinking no one would notice.
But they were spotted by a security guard who was going to charge them with indecent exposure but it turned out that The Vampire Diaries just happened to be the favorite show of the security guards two teenage daughters and some sort of 'deal' involving autographs, money, and two Vampire Dairies T-shirts was worked out.
And now, comes word out of Tarzana that Dobrev and Somerhalder were scene by a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk engaged in what could best be described as a titillating tryst in the old abandoned Jane Fonda Health Spa Building in downtown Tarzana.
The Vampires Diaries has just been named the number one show in Costa Rica, Norway, and Milwaukee.